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meladoodle:

*forgets what im talking about halfway through a sentence*

i’d like to thank the 5 followers of mine who acknowledge my existence

pudingu:

It took me 18 years to realise Saturday has turd in it

poopflow:

nah mom I went to bed 4 hours ago I just woke up to go to the bathroom

appr-eciate:

can i get 6281937366328$ for new clothes please

silversora:

Allergies are weird as heck. You can snap a humans leg in half and they can recover but if you eat this peanut u dead

fahbulus:

sleep is for the people without internet access

charlienight:

pickup line: hey girl do you want to make a fragile human connection in the vast and unfeeling infinity of a chaotic universe

I didn’t know augustus waters had a tumblr

snorlaxatives:

it’s 2014 and there’s still guys tryna rock the 2009 justin bieber hairstyle please love yourself